Seven Deadly Sins Meme
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WRATH
Who did you last get angry with?
Well, I'm pretty ticked with my landlord, since I haven't had a working oven for two months. But I reserve my real wrath for my father's hag of a wife, who deserves every evil that befalls her. Not that I feel passionately about it.
What is your weapon of choice?
My brain, though I have a well of mama bear fury that I can tap in extreme cases.
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Yes. Absolutely.
How about the same sex?
Yes. Absolutely.
Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
Dad's wife.
What is your pet peeve?
People who waste my time.
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
I hold one grudge. I'll let you guess who.
SLOTH
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't?
Work out.
What is the latest you've ever woken up?
Maybe 11pm. It was from a nap.
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
The Grandparents
What is the last lame excuse that you made?
My excuses are not lame.
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
Yes.
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning?
No alarm this morning.
GLUTTONY
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Haven't got one.
Are you a meat eater?
Oh, yes!
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
The night of the Russian cultural festival in maybe 2004 or 2005, when Jade and Uther and Adina and Dirk and some other folks showed up and kept pressing drinks on me.
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits?
Yep.
Do you enjoy candy and sweets?
Oh, yes!
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?
Sweet or salty, typically.
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"?
Yes.
GREED
How many credit cards do you own?
Many
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
Invest some, pay off debts, travel some.
Would you rather be rich or famous?
Rich. Hands-down.
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks?
No. I just can't deal with the lack of mental stimulation.
PRIDE
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of?
Eh?
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?
Mom: stand up for myself against the bastards of the world
Dad: Graduated college.
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life?
Be President
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
Nope.
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Yes. What are family games for?
Have you ever cheated to get a better score?
When I was younger.
What did you do today that you're proud of?
Deep cleaned the house this weekend.
LUST
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)?
Dozens. I stopped counting ater a while.
How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, etc)
See above.
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation?
All the time.
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice?
Shoulders and thews (hee hee - I love that word), though I'm keen on chest hair, too.
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons?
Yep.
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
No.
ENVY
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
ILand.
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
No one. I like my style, thanks.
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be?
Me, but rich
Have you ever been cheated on?
No.
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Yes. I've always wanted slim ankles.
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Perfect eyesight.
What deadly sin...
Do you do the most often? Sloth.
Do you do the least often? Envy.
Is your favorite to act on? Gluttony.
Who did you last get angry with?
Well, I'm pretty ticked with my landlord, since I haven't had a working oven for two months. But I reserve my real wrath for my father's hag of a wife, who deserves every evil that befalls her. Not that I feel passionately about it.
What is your weapon of choice?
My brain, though I have a well of mama bear fury that I can tap in extreme cases.
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Yes. Absolutely.
How about the same sex?
Yes. Absolutely.
Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
Dad's wife.
What is your pet peeve?
People who waste my time.
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
I hold one grudge. I'll let you guess who.
SLOTH
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't?
Work out.
What is the latest you've ever woken up?
Maybe 11pm. It was from a nap.
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
The Grandparents
What is the last lame excuse that you made?
My excuses are not lame.
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
Yes.
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning?
No alarm this morning.
GLUTTONY
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Haven't got one.
Are you a meat eater?
Oh, yes!
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
The night of the Russian cultural festival in maybe 2004 or 2005, when Jade and Uther and Adina and Dirk and some other folks showed up and kept pressing drinks on me.
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits?
Yep.
Do you enjoy candy and sweets?
Oh, yes!
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?
Sweet or salty, typically.
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"?
Yes.
GREED
How many credit cards do you own?
Many
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
Invest some, pay off debts, travel some.
Would you rather be rich or famous?
Rich. Hands-down.
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks?
No. I just can't deal with the lack of mental stimulation.
PRIDE
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of?
Eh?
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?
Mom: stand up for myself against the bastards of the world
Dad: Graduated college.
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life?
Be President
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
Nope.
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Yes. What are family games for?
Have you ever cheated to get a better score?
When I was younger.
What did you do today that you're proud of?
Deep cleaned the house this weekend.
LUST
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)?
Dozens. I stopped counting ater a while.
How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, etc)
See above.
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation?
All the time.
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice?
Shoulders and thews (hee hee - I love that word), though I'm keen on chest hair, too.
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons?
Yep.
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
No.
ENVY
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
ILand.
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
No one. I like my style, thanks.
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be?
Me, but rich
Have you ever been cheated on?
No.
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Yes. I've always wanted slim ankles.
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Perfect eyesight.
What deadly sin...
Do you do the most often? Sloth.
Do you do the least often? Envy.
Is your favorite to act on? Gluttony.