What's in a Name?

From time to time, the thought of the things we should never name our children crosses my mind. Our last name lends itself to some obvious bad choices (ask me about my neice some time), I had another pop into my head today. I'll never be able to name a son Philip, because he would have to be a physician. Yes, that's right, Dr. Phil Good.

My mother  (last name Mohle' - that's MOH-lay) always said she shouldn't have a son named Joachim. Say it out loud: (Wah-Keem MOH-Lay) it sounds like a certain kind of green dip.

What are some baddies from you*?

*No children are required for this exercise, as I'm sure it would harm them.