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 Had a discussion tonight about the heirarchy of condiments. As well as we can determine it's:
  1. ketchup
  2. mustard
  3. mayo
  4. ranch dressing
  5. barbecue sauce
  6. maple syrup
  7. salsa
  8. soy sauce
  9. whipped cream
I'm not sure where butter fits in. It is from the same realm of perfection the bacon comes from, after all.

Anything we missed? What would you change?

Some Say

Feb. 11th, 2011 09:45 pm
helblonde: (Licky Kitty)

Some say that, when they die, they will be suspended in a vat of all the alcohol they have spilled and forced to drink it.

This will not happen to me. For me, it will be frosting.


helblonde: (anecdote)
I'd just like to pause here to give thanks for all the wonderful oddities and delightful discoveries that make life so interesting and humorous.

For instance, our local Buddhist Church has weekly bingo nights.

Ah, nothing says embrace emptiness like "B-11".

B'day

Jul. 30th, 2010 08:54 pm
helblonde: (Just B)
Actual conversation at our house:

Me: Am I the only one who reads b-day as 'bidet'?
Him: No. No, you're not.
Me: Thank goodness.
helblonde: (clara)
Some see Jesus in toast or Abe Lincoln in a french fry.

I see a bear passant (to sinister!) in spilt tea!

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